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Artemis: A gripping sci-fi thriller from the author of The Martian

Artemis: A gripping sci-fi thriller from the author of The Martian

4.4
$22
Paris Revealed: The Secret Life of a City

Paris Revealed: The Secret Life of a City

$91
A Year In The Merde: 1 (Paul West, 1) Paperback – 1 April 2005

A Year In The Merde: 1 (Paul West, 1) Paperback – 1 April 2005

4.0
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God Save La France: A Year in Ze Merde

God Save La France: A Year in Ze Merde

$44
Merde Actually Paperback – April 3, 2006

Merde Actually Paperback – April 3, 2006

4.3
$51
A Year in the Merde

A Year in the Merde

$44
Merde at the Paris Olympics: Going for Pétanque Gold

Merde at the Paris Olympics: Going for Pétanque Gold

4.7
$16
Merde Actually (Paul West, 4)

Merde Actually (Paul West, 4)

4.3
$16
The Thursday Murder Club 2

The Thursday Murder Club 2

4.7
$41
PENGUIN 1000 Years of Annoying the French

PENGUIN 1000 Years of Annoying the French

1000
$46
The Paddock Podcast

The Paddock Podcast

FREE
A Year in the Merde

A Year in the Merde

4.3
$62
A Year in the Life of Stephen Clarke

A Year in the Life of Stephen Clarke

$71
The French Revolution and What Went Wrong

The French Revolution and What Went Wrong

$79
Vintage The Language of Kindness: A Nurse's Story

Vintage The Language of Kindness: A Nurse's Story

4.6
$12
French Revolution & What Went Wrong

French Revolution & What Went Wrong

4.7
FREE
Talk to the Snail

Talk to the Snail

4.3
$12
1000 Years of Annoying the French [Paperback] [Jan 01, 2012] STEPHEN CLARKE

1000 Years of Annoying the French [Paperback] [Jan 01, 2012] STEPHEN CLARKE

4.6
$28
Selected Letters of Horace Walpole: Edited and Introduced by Stephen Clarke (Everyman's Library Classics Series) Hardcover – Import, 27 June 2017

Selected Letters of Horace Walpole: Edited and Introduced by Stephen Clarke (Everyman's Library Classics Series) Hardcover – Import, 27 June 2017

4.5
$39
The Kilted Coaches: How to Stick to the Damn Plan

The Kilted Coaches: How to Stick to the Damn Plan

$72
Merde at the Paris Olympics: Going for Pétanque Gold

Merde at the Paris Olympics: Going for Pétanque Gold

4.6
$13
The Kilted Coaches: How to Stick to the Damn Plan

The Kilted Coaches: How to Stick to the Damn Plan

$83
Death Goes Viral: A genetically modified murder mystery

Death Goes Viral: A genetically modified murder mystery

$54
A Year in the Life of Stephen Clarke

A Year in the Life of Stephen Clarke

$83
Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France Paperback – Illustrated, July 1, 2015

Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France Paperback – Illustrated, July 1, 2015

4.5
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The Merde Factor: How to survive in a Parisian Attic

The Merde Factor: How to survive in a Parisian Attic

4.3
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NPSteve: The Podcast

NPSteve: The Podcast

FREE
1000 Years of Annoying the French

1000 Years of Annoying the French

1000
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Sunstorm (A Time Odyssey)

Sunstorm (A Time Odyssey)

4.1
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Undaunted Courage: Meriwether Lewis, Thomas Jefferson, and the Opening of the American West Paperback – June 2, 1997

Undaunted Courage: Meriwether Lewis, Thomas Jefferson, and the Opening of the American West Paperback – June 2, 1997

4.6
$6
That's Paris: An Anthology of Life, Love and Sarcasm in the City of Light

That's Paris: An Anthology of Life, Love and Sarcasm in the City of Light

$16
Dr. Clarke's Mechanical Heart

Dr. Clarke's Mechanical Heart

$7
No One Stands Taller Than You (Forgotten Wisdom Books: Lessons From a Former Marine and a Retired Teacher (Book 4))

No One Stands Taller Than You (Forgotten Wisdom Books: Lessons From a Former Marine and a Retired Teacher (Book 4))

$18
Pet Sematary

Pet Sematary

4.6
$56
James Tenney: Music for Violin & Piano

James Tenney: Music for Violin & Piano

$11
Stephen Clarke

Stephen Clarke

$38
Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France

Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France

4.5
$53
The Green Mile

The Green Mile

4.8
$71
I Did It My Ways: An 86-year-old stand-up comedian's lifelong journey from prudish Bostonian to scandalous Parisienne, and beyond

I Did It My Ways: An 86-year-old stand-up comedian's lifelong journey from prudish Bostonian to scandalous Parisienne, and beyond

5
$33
The Questing Beast (Hayden and the Knights)

The Questing Beast (Hayden and the Knights)

$18
The Light of Other Days

The Light of Other Days

4.3
FREE
Merde Happens: Merde, Book 3

Merde Happens: Merde, Book 3

FREE
Vestigia Anglicana V1: Or, Illustrations Of The More Interesting And Debatable Points In The History And Antiquities Of England

Vestigia Anglicana V1: Or, Illustrations Of The More Interesting And Debatable Points In The History And Antiquities Of England

$68
Grave Predictions: Tales of Mankind’s Post-Apocalyptic, Dystopian and Disastrous Destiny (Dover Doomsday Classics)

Grave Predictions: Tales of Mankind’s Post-Apocalyptic, Dystopian and Disastrous Destiny (Dover Doomsday Classics)

BSD26
The Cradle of Loving-Kindness: Transforming Destructive Emotions into the Path of Bodhi

The Cradle of Loving-Kindness: Transforming Destructive Emotions into the Path of Bodhi

$33
Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

4.4
$31
Selected Letters of Horace Walpole: Edited and Introduced by Stephen Clarke (Everyman's Library Classics Series) Hardcover – June 27, 2017

Selected Letters of Horace Walpole: Edited and Introduced by Stephen Clarke (Everyman's Library Classics Series) Hardcover – June 27, 2017

4.5
$57
Time's Eye (Time Odyssey Book 1)

Time's Eye (Time Odyssey Book 1)

4.2
$12
Pet Sematary

Pet Sematary

4.7
$49
YOUFULLY

YOUFULLY

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The Cradle of Loving-Kindness: Transforming Destructive Emotions into the Path of Bodhi

The Cradle of Loving-Kindness: Transforming Destructive Emotions into the Path of Bodhi

$58
The Kilted Coaches: How to Stick to the Damn Plan

The Kilted Coaches: How to Stick to the Damn Plan

$62
Merde in Europe: A Brit goes undercover in Brussels

Merde in Europe: A Brit goes undercover in Brussels

$54
Robot Visions

Robot Visions

4.6
$30
Whalefall: A Novel

Whalefall: A Novel

$35
Vestigia Anglicana V1: Or, Illustrations Of The More Interesting And Debatable Points In The History And Antiquities Of England

Vestigia Anglicana V1: Or, Illustrations Of The More Interesting And Debatable Points In The History And Antiquities Of England

$64
Now You See Her: The bestselling Richard & Judy favourite

Now You See Her: The bestselling Richard & Judy favourite

4.6
$29
The World of the Happy Pear: Over 100 Simple, Tasty Plant-based Recipes for a Happier, Healthier You

The World of the Happy Pear: Over 100 Simple, Tasty Plant-based Recipes for a Happier, Healthier You

4.6
$60
Foundation and Empire

Foundation and Empire

4.7
$12
The Knife’s Edge: The Heart and Mind of a Cardiac Surgeon

The Knife’s Edge: The Heart and Mind of a Cardiac Surgeon

4.7
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Ninth House

Ninth House

4.5
$25
HarperVoyager Foundation and Earth

HarperVoyager Foundation and Earth

4.7
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The Family Upstairs: The #1 bestseller and gripping Richard & Judy Book Club pick

The Family Upstairs: The #1 bestseller and gripping Richard & Judy Book Club pick

4.6
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Piranesi: WINNER OF THE WOMEN'S PRIZE 2021

Piranesi: WINNER OF THE WOMEN'S PRIZE 2021

4.6
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How the French Won Waterloo - or Think They Did

How the French Won Waterloo - or Think They Did

$47
HarperCollins SINISTER SPRING: Murder and Mystery from the Queen of Crime

HarperCollins SINISTER SPRING: Murder and Mystery from the Queen of Crime

4.8
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The Kiss: A Comedy, In Five Acts (1811)

The Kiss: A Comedy, In Five Acts (1811)

$49
The Complete Sherlock Holmes - Box set

The Complete Sherlock Holmes - Box set

4.5
$37
A Brief History of the Future

A Brief History of the Future

$49
AUTUMN CHILLS: Tales of Intrigue from the Queen of Crime

AUTUMN CHILLS: Tales of Intrigue from the Queen of Crime

$21
Contaminated Land (1st Supplement)

Contaminated Land (1st Supplement)

$150
White Heat 25: 25th anniversary edition

White Heat 25: 25th anniversary edition

4.7
$51
Fahrenheit 451

Fahrenheit 451

4.7
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The Electric State

The Electric State

4.8
$108
The Happy Pear : Healthy, Easy, Delicious Food to Change Your Life

The Happy Pear : Healthy, Easy, Delicious Food to Change Your Life

4.6
$46
Vestigia Anglicana: Or, Illustrations of the More Interesting and Debatable Points in the History and Antiquities of England: From the Earliest Ages to the Accession of the House of Tudor, Volume 1

Vestigia Anglicana: Or, Illustrations of the More Interesting and Debatable Points in the History and Antiquities of England: From the Earliest Ages to the Accession of the House of Tudor, Volume 1

$116
Deleted Scenes: My Autobiography

Deleted Scenes: My Autobiography

$47
Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France

Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France

4.4
$5
Merde in Europe

Merde in Europe

3.3
BSD11
You: Now a Major Netflix series

You: Now a Major Netflix series

4.6
$23
The Scotish Musical Museum: Consisting of Upwards of Six Hundred Songs, with Proper Basses for the Pianoforte, Volume 5

The Scotish Musical Museum: Consisting of Upwards of Six Hundred Songs, with Proper Basses for the Pianoforte, Volume 5

$42
Del Rey The Martian: Stranded on Mars, one astronaut fights to survive

Del Rey The Martian: Stranded on Mars, one astronaut fights to survive

4.7
$38
The Complete Guide to Becoming an English Teacher

The Complete Guide to Becoming an English Teacher

4.4
$45
The Spy Who Inspired Me

The Spy Who Inspired Me

$40
Vestigia Anglicana: Or, Illustrations of the More Interesting and Debatable Points in the History and Antiquities of England: From the Earliest Ages to the Accession of the House of Tudor, Volume 2

Vestigia Anglicana: Or, Illustrations of the More Interesting and Debatable Points in the History and Antiquities of England: From the Earliest Ages to the Accession of the House of Tudor, Volume 2

$66
Англия и Франция мы любим ненавидеть друг &#10: 1000 Years of Annoying the French

Англия и Франция мы любим ненавидеть друг &#10: 1000 Years of Annoying the French

$19
The New Yorkshire Gazetteer

The New Yorkshire Gazetteer

$41
The ABC Murders [Tv Tie-In]: A Hercule Poirot Mystery

The ABC Murders [Tv Tie-In]: A Hercule Poirot Mystery

$44
Vestigia Anglicana: Or, Illustrations of the More Interesting and Debatable Points in the History and Antiquities of England: From the Earliest Ages to the Accession of the House of Tudor

Vestigia Anglicana: Or, Illustrations of the More Interesting and Debatable Points in the History and Antiquities of England: From the Earliest Ages to the Accession of the House of Tudor

$46
The Medusa Chronicles

The Medusa Chronicles

$54
The Scotish Musical Museum: Consisting of Upwards of Six Hundred Songs, with Proper Basses for the Pianoforte, Volume 4...

The Scotish Musical Museum: Consisting of Upwards of Six Hundred Songs, with Proper Basses for the Pianoforte, Volume 4...

$41